Sample - Furry Kung Fu Redneck Aliens the Reality TV Show Part 1

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I came up with this idea looking for a cartoon I used to watch (Super Duper Sumos - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Duper_Sumos), just got me thinking I could write a story about with a bunch of adjectives strung together. I fiqured alien martial artists who became rednecks over the years in a stylized version of the US would be very interesting. Right now I am not sure if this would do better as a comic/graphic novel or as a story.

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Dale “BigBoots” McCoy looked at his brother and smiled. “U couldn’t hit the big ass of the mayor’s daughter throwing like that”. Earl “SmokinFist” Hatfield spat a glob of Redman at his brother and smiled back “Aleast I don’t have to take a weed whacker to my mane”. BigBoots leaned back and threw the hubcap, his cybervision showed him the target , a good sized boulder 2 miles away. “Aleast here most people think our manes are punk redneck mullets, it’s not like Eargoth IV where they thought we were warlocks and tried to fry us with solar flares”. SmokinFist’s curse confirmed that his throw had hit the target.

BigBoots laughed, “I remember that those where the days, how long have we been on this mudball SmokinFist?” SmokinFist seemed perplexed with the arrival of the TV crew. “Too damm long” SmokinFist muttered under his breath. As the crew approached with BigBoots and SmokinFist’s girlfriend, Juggles, nicknamed named for her impressive rack. Juggle was the daughter of a mad scientist whose breast enlargement drug went horribly wrong or right depending on whom you asked. Juggles breast size was a impressive 88DD cup with her close to 7 foot size and 14 inch tongue. Many man desired her however to date BigBoots and SmokinFist where the only ones that survived knocking boots with her. She had literally explosive orgasms, lately they have been getting worse, BigBoots broke a nail climbing out of the 12 foot crater.

Sadly her Dad’s genetic tinkering had left Juggles with a disability of sorts, peppermint acted like chloroform on her. As the TV crew gathered around the host a tall gangly 6′ black slicked back hair, too prefect of a tanned toned body stepped forward. “Dave Watercrest” the man said shaking hands and flashing perfectly straight and bleached white teeth, an expression that would look normal on a shark. SmokinFist looked at the TV spokesman and almost bloodied his lip by biting it so hard to keep from laughing as he remembered why the TV crew was there. The American Republic King wanted to make some Konga bucks from the heroics of these two. Not to mention it was a plea deal to keep them from serving time in the Compton Ultramax for augmented Humans for destroying most of Mt Rushmore
fighting a super-intelligent monkey called Brass Monkey.